" swiss army "

 [ "Swiss Army Nudger" ]

1: A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger... or Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger 

 [ "Swiss Army Cock" ]

1: When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"... "Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock" 

 [ "Swiss army knife" ]

1: A handy multi-tool

  * e.g.,  ... "This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!" 

 [ "Swiss army wife" ]

1: woman with lots of different feminine skills

  * e.g.,  ... Your swiss army wife sure can cook 

 [ "Swiss Army Knife" ]

1: As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream... You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.

  * e.g.,  ... "You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife. 

 [ "Swiss Army Dick" ]

1: Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

  * e.g.,  ... Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend. 

 [ "Swiss Army Penis" ]

1: A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl:OH NO 

 [ "Swiss Army Wife" ]

1: A wife that does everything.

  * e.g.,  ... A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife. 

 [ "Swiss Army Mouth" ]

1: A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".

  * e.g.,  ... Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans! 

 [ "swiss army romance" ]

1: A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance." 

 [ "swiss army romance" ]

2: One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.

  * e.g.,  ...  The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.